Animals Sucking at Jumping

Did not expect.

Did not expect.

OK, alright, alright, I got this, OK, I got… Arrrgh!

OK, alright, alright, I got this, OK, I got… Arrrgh!

I used to skate when I was a kitten. Lemme show you kids how it’s done

I used to skate when I was a kitten. Lemme show you kids how it’s done

It’s curtains for you Mr. Laser Dot…

It’s curtains for you Mr. Laser Dot…

Well, this didn’t go entirely to plan

Well, this didn’t go entirely to plan

Into position… Hold… Hold… GO!
Shit.

Into position… Hold… Hold… GO!

Shit.

Can’t jump. Plz lift.

Can’t jump. Plz lift.

I fucking love showers!

I fucking love showers!

Whenever I try too hard to make a splash

Whenever I try too hard to make a splash